Drummers
April 17, 2008
It’s been awhile since my last update, so here are some stupid drummer jokes.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.
How do you know the drummer is at the door?
The knocking gets faster and louder.
How do you know when the stage is level?
The Drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?
“Hey guys, why don’t we try one of my songs?”
A guy walks into a shop and starts ranting about how he is fed up with being the butt of jokes and is going to take up the guitar.
“I want a Stratocaster, 500 Watt Amp, 4×12 cabinet……..”
“Hang on” says the shopkeeper. “You’re a drummer, aren’t you?”
“How did you know that??” the guy whispers.
“This is a pet store”
And lastly one for the drummers:
What do you throw to a drowning guitarist?
His amp
